The Daily Armadillo

• 2010-06-22

  Thanks, Jeff The Zoo Guy!

• 2010-06-21

  

  BFFs!!!

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  Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover armadillos.

  —  Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

• 2010-06-18

  Female armadillos are able to delay implantation of a fertilized egg during times of stress.

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  Oh god, there’s my ex and I totally did not shower today.

• 2010-06-15

  

  Have you seen the preview for the new Predator movie? It looks scary as shit.

• 2010-06-14

  

  OK, baby, tonight I’ll be the crocodile and you be the unsuspecting kayaker.

• 2010-01-23

  

  I’m drooling, aren’t I?

• 2010-01-22

  The Armadillo WIIIIIIIINS!

• 2009-10-21

  

  Do you guys think I’m overdressed for karaoke?

• 2009-09-04

  

  CURL UP AND BE AFEARED ALL ARMADILLOS WHO ENTER HERE.

• 2009-09-03

  Dillo Cam.

• 2009-09-01

  

  Can too roll up into a ball! Ya huh!

• 2009-08-31

  

  No! Please don’t tickle me! Oh God! I will kick you! I swear! Eeeeeee!

• 2009-08-30

  

  Yeah, no. I’m totally aware of how pathetic I’m being.